TODAY IN HISTORY | January 20th

Welcome to another edition of Today In History, where explore the history, conspiracies, and the mysteries that have shaped our world. This has been a wild week in history. TikTok was banned for 24 hours, the president AND the first lady dropped a meme coin, and Hawk Tuah is still in the shadows. This definitely wasn’t on the 2025 bingo card.

But, throughout history January 20th isn’t your regular day, it’s filled with ancient legends, and one of the most iconic events in Rock and Roll history. Let’s dive into some history! ⛺️

TODAY’S TOPICS

  • 1156 - Lalli Slays Bishop Henry

  • 1982 - Ozzy Osbornes Eats Bat

    Extras

    Egyptian Mammoths 🦣

    Star Wars Execution 🔪

    Russian Space Dog 🚀

    The Tower of Pisa 🇮🇹

1156 Lalli Slays Bishop Henry🇫🇮🪓

On a cold January day in 1156, an infamous confrontation unfolded on the frozen surface of Finland’s Lake Köyliö. According to Finnish legend, a local farmer named Lalli killed Bishop Henry of Uppsala with an axe, marking one of the most famous tales of Finnish folklore. Bishop Henry was a key figure in spreading Christianity in the region under the guidance of the Swedish crown. Lalli’s place in this event ended up symbolizing the resistance of the people of Finland to the religious influence of foreign adversaries.

The tale of Lalli and Bishop Henry is wrapped in layers of myth and history, making it hard to distinguish fact from legend. As the story goes, Henry was on a mission to convert Finland to Christianity when he allegedly stopped at Lalli’s home while the farmer's wasn’t there, but his wife Kerttu was. Bishop Henry then asks the lady for some food for his party and hay for the horses, but she refuses. In their hunger, Bishop Henry and his men forcibly take the food and hay, but leave payment before continuing on with their journey. After they are gone, Lalli, the husband of Kerttu, returns and hears of what has happened. Lalli became furious. He pursued the bishop across the frozen lake, catching up to him and killing him with his axe. The details are dramatic, but historical records of the event are scarce, leaving it open to interpretation about whether Lalli was a symbol of defiance or merely a farmer out for revenge.

Over the centuries, the story of Lalli and Bishop Henry evolved into a cultural icon, celebrated in Finnish poetry, art, and oral tradition. Lalli, with his iconic fur hat and axe, became an anti-hero in folklore, representing resistance to authority, while Henry’s legacy grew in Christian circles as a martyr. Some versions of the tale add a supernatural twist, suggesting Lalli was cursed for his deed. These versions say that his hat was reportedly stuck to his head, causing him to descended into madness. Despite its legendary embellishments, the story remains a fascinating glimpse into the collision of paganism and Christianity in medieval Scandinavia, serving as a testament to the power of oral history.🪓🧊

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1982 Ozzy Osborne Eats Bat🦇🎸

On this day in 1982, legendary rock artist Ozzy Osbourne gave the world one of the most bizarre moments in music history during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa. Known for his wild onstage performances and his "Prince of Darkness" persona, Ozzy was in the middle of his Diary of a Madman tour when a fan threw a bat onto the stage. Thinking it was a rubber prop, Ozzy, picked it up and chomped down on its head, only to realize the bat was very much alive. The incident left the audience in shock, cementing Ozzy's reputation as one of rock’s most unpredictable performers.

While the bat-biting stunt is often seen as an emblem of Ozzy’s wild image, the aftermath wasn’t all heavy metal glory. The bite led to a massive amount of health concerns and Ozzy was rushed to the hospital for the rabies shots shortly after the concert. In later interviews, Ozzy admitted he had no idea the bat was real and later described the moment as one of his most "foul-tasting" memories. Despite the gross factor of the event, the incident became legendary, sparking endless urban myths, jokes, and even merchandise featuring bats.

This strange moment became a defining part of Ozzy Osbourne’s legacy, blending rock ’n’ roll chaos with a darkly comedic edge. It also highlighted the unpredictable, raw energy that made the 1980s such a wild era for live music. Whether you see it as a moment of rock history or a reminder to think twice before picking up strange objects onstage, the story of Ozzy and the bat remains one of the most unforgettable tales in music history. 🦇🎶

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Extra History

Egyptian Mammoths 🦣
In 2600 BCE, Egyptian artisans depicted dwarf mammoths in their carvings, suggesting these creatures survived in North Africa long after their extinction elsewhere. Fossil evidence even indicates that small populations of mammoths once thrived on isolated islands like Wrangel Island and potentially near the Nile Delta, coexisting briefly with early civilizations.

Star Wars Execution 🔪
In 1977, the world witnessed two vastly different moments in history. Star Wars debuted, revolutionizing cinema with its epic storytelling and groundbreaking visuals. Meanwhile, in France, Hamida Djandoubi became the last person to be executed by guillotine. These two events stand as stark contrasts: one symbolizing the dawn of a futuristic cinematic universe, and the other closing the chapter on a grim historical practice.

Russian Space Dog 🚀
In 1957, a Soviet dog named Laika became the first living creature to orbit Earth. Launched aboard Sputnik 2, Laika’s journey marked a major milestone in space exploration. Unfortunately, the technology to safely return her to Earth didn’t exist, making her mission both groundbreaking and a tragic one way trip.

The Tower of Pisa 🇮🇹
In 1173, construction began on the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It designed to be a freestanding bell tower for the Pisa Cathedral. However, by the time builders reached the third story in 1178, the soft, unstable soil beneath caused the structure to tilt. Attempts to fix the lean over the next two centuries only worsened it, giving the tower its iconic slant.

Pop Quiz 📝

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