
TODAY IN HISTORY | May 28th
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TODAY’S TOPICS
585 BC - Solar Eclipse Ends War
1934 - First Quintuplets Survive Birth
Extras
Ancient Prosthetic🦶
Project Habakkuk🪵
Blowing Smoke💨
The Beard Rule🧔

585 BC Solar Eclipse Ends War
On May 28, 585 BC, the skies went dark in the middle of the day — and it stopped a war in its tracks. Two rival kingdoms, the Lydians and the Medes, had been locked in a bitter battle in what’s now Turkey, and on that day, they were mid-fight when the sun suddenly vanished behind the moon in a total solar eclipse. Both sides took one look at the darkened sky and did what any ancient army might do — they dropped their weapons, thinking the gods were sending a sign to stop.

This wasn’t just any eclipse. It was reportedly predicted by the Greek philosopher and mathematician Thales of Miletus, making it one of the earliest eclipses in recorded history that can be tied to a specific date. For the ancient world, an eclipse wasn’t a scientific event — it was a divine warning. And it worked. The fighting ceased immediately, and soon after, the two sides agreed to a peace treaty, even sealing it with a marriage between the royal families.

Thales of Miletus
The war had dragged on for five years without either side gaining much ground, but it took a moment of darkness to bring light to the situation. That eclipse became legendary, not just for its scientific importance, but for showing that sometimes, even in the ancient world, nature could bring about peace faster than politics or swords ever could.

Location of celestial bodies
So on May 28, 585 BC, it wasn’t a king, a general, or a battlefield victory that ended the war — it was the moon, sliding across the sun, and turning day into night. And whether you chalk it up to fate, fear, or the stars, that eerie silence in the middle of a battle might just be one of history’s most dramatic ceasefires.
🤖 Ai Depiction of Event

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1934 First Quintuplets Survive Birth
On May 28, 1934, in a small farmhouse near Callander, Ontario, Canada, the world witnessed something that had never happened before — five identical baby girls were born, and all of them survived. They were named Yvonne, Annette, Cécile, Émilie, and Marie Dionne, and they came into the world two months premature, weighing between 1.5 and 2.5 pounds each. Their mother, Elzire Dionne, hadn’t even known she was carrying five — and their survival was nothing short of a medical miracle at the time.

Back in the 1930s, most premature babies didn’t make it, let alone five of them all at once. The Dionne quintuplets were quickly thrust into the global spotlight. Doctors and nurses worked around the clock, feeding them with eyedroppers and keeping them warm in makeshift incubators. And when word got out, the public couldn’t get enough — reporters camped outside the family home, and crowds started showing up just to catch a glimpse of these tiny wonders.

The Dionne family home
But what started as a heartwarming story took a strange turn. The Ontario government took custody of the girls, claiming it was for their protection. They were moved across the road to a specially built facility called "Quintland," where they were raised by doctors and nurses — and put on public display. Millions of visitors came to watch them play through one-way glass, turning the girls into a tourist attraction. Products used their names, and they became a global brand — but they never saw a dime of the early profits.

Quintland

The Dionne sisters
The Dionne quintuplets were the first known set of quintuplets to survive infancy, and while their birth brought hope and fascination to millions during the Great Depression, their story became a cautionary tale about exploitation, fame, and lost childhood. On May 28, 1934, five tiny babies changed history — but they also showed the world how quickly a miracle can turn into a media circus.
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Ancient Prosthetic🦶
The world’s oldest known prosthetic is a 3,000-year-old wooden toe discovered in a tomb near Luxor, Egypt. Carved from wood and held together with leather, the prosthetic was attached to the foot of a woman believed to be the daughter of a high-ranking priest. Far from just decorative, the toe showed clear signs of wear, suggesting it was used regularly for walking — making it not just the oldest, but one of the earliest examples of functional medical technology. It’s a reminder that even in ancient Egypt, people were innovating ways to improve quality of life.🦶🪵

The first ever prosthetic

Project Habakkuk🪵
During World War II, Britain launched one of its strangest military experiments: Project Habakkuk, a plan to build a massive aircraft carrier out of ice and wood pulp. The idea came from fears that German U-boats were dominating the Atlantic and that conventional carriers were too vulnerable or scarce. The proposed solution? A floating fortress made from Pykrete — a mix of ice and sawdust that was cheap, buoyant, and surprisingly bullet-resistant. The prototype was built in Canada, and it actually worked, but logistical nightmares, rising steel availability, and the end of the U-boat threat led to the project being scrapped. Still, it remains one of the most bizarre and oddly brilliant ideas in military history. ❄️✈️🪵

Blowing Smoke💨
In the 18th century, doctors in Europe believed that tobacco smoke enemas could revive drowning victims — yes, literally blowing smoke up someone’s rectum was considered life-saving medicine. The practice was based on the idea that tobacco’s stimulant properties could warm the body, jumpstart breathing, and stimulate the heart. Kits for this were even installed along the River Thames in London, like early defibrillators — just with bellows and smoke instead of electricity. Eventually, as medical science advanced and the dangers of tobacco became clear, the method was abandoned, but it remains one of history’s weirdest health trends. 🚬

The Beard Rule🧔
Roman Emperor Hadrian (r. 117–138 CE) broke tradition by growing a full beard — a style that was unusual for Roman emperors, who typically stayed clean-shaven. But Hadrian wasn’t just making a fashion statement; he reportedly banned beard-shaving among his court to honor Greek philosophers, who traditionally wore beards as a symbol of wisdom and intellectual life. His look caught on, and soon, Roman elite men began growing beards to show off their education or alignment with philosophical ideals. Thanks to Hadrian, the beard went from scruffy to scholarly — at least for a while. 🧔🏛️📜

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